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Equal rights… equal flames. This hilarious and wickedly witchy tee is for those who like their humor dark and their cauldrons hot. Featuring a retro-style pin-up witch stirring a flaming cauldron with skeleton remains, it’s spooky, sassy, and totally unapologetic.
• “All Men Are Cremated Equal” slogan in bold retro font
• Gothic pin-up witch over a flaming cauldron of bones
• Great for Halloween, feminist goth vibes, or year-round bold statements
• Soft, breathable fabric perfect for casting shade (and spells)
• Makes a killer gift for witches, rebels, and fans of macabre humor
Not your average spooky shirt—this one's for the femme fatales with fire.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$29.50
• “All Men Are Cremated Equal” slogan in bold retro font
• Gothic pin-up witch over a flaming cauldron of bones
• Great for Halloween, feminist goth vibes, or year-round bold statements
• Soft, breathable fabric perfect for casting shade (and spells)
• Makes a killer gift for witches, rebels, and fans of macabre humor
Not your average spooky shirt—this one's for the femme fatales with fire.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!