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🎄 This “Festive but Stabby” holiday shirt blends holiday spirit with a wicked twist. Featuring a candy cane dagger dripping with sass, it's the perfect tee for those who love Christmas but hate people.

✨ Perfect for holiday parties with attitude
🎅 Candy cane knife graphic with holly details
🎁 Makes a funny gift for sarcastic friends
🖤 Comfortable, unisex fit – ideal for layering
😈 Equal parts jolly and stabby – embrace the mood!

Let the world know you're merry… but on thin ice.
53 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (1Spread cheer… with a side of chaos!

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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