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Got a green thumb *and* a dark sense of humor? This hilarious retro-style “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong” tee is the perfect combo of wholesome and wicked. Perfect for plant moms, gardening dads, or anyone who uses plants as therapy instead of violence 🌱🔪
👩🌾 Retro housewife-style artwork
🌼 Great for gardeners with attitude
🎁 Perfect gift for sarcastic plant lovers
😂 Makes people laugh, not call the cops
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

$29.50
👩🌾 Retro housewife-style artwork
🌼 Great for gardeners with attitude
🎁 Perfect gift for sarcastic plant lovers
😂 Makes people laugh, not call the cops
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |