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Who needs motivation when you have spite? 💀💜⚰️

This hilarious tee features a reclining skeleton in a coffin with the boldly relatable quote: “Surviving Purely Out of Spite.” It’s the perfect mix of goth, sarcasm, and passive aggression—ideal for anyone whose vibe is spooky, salty, and thriving out of sheer pettiness.

• Soft cotton blend – comfy and breathable
• Unisex fit – flattering for all body types
• Grunge-goth design in moody purple
• Perfect for Halloween, emo moods, or year-round sass
• Great gift for petty queens, sarcastic friends, and undead overachievers


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1

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